Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

ohsusannuh:

a-void-reality:

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!
Posted 7 months ago

thedaysgrowshort:

he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings:

physics-and-fiction:

I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.

welcome to hell

what the fuck do they learn everywhere else than?? are there freshman studying inverse trig functions out there? second graders taking derivatives??

Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

Posted 7 months ago

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

Posted 7 months ago

isayoldbean:

italiham:

you know what i think you need

image

a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

i just said “wow it’s a sharkmeido” and i got yelled at.

Posted 7 months ago

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn)

Posted 7 months ago

mens-rights-activia:

This is seriously the best post 2013 has to offer

(Source: antiocial)

Posted 7 months ago

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

Posted 7 months ago

scoobypup:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

herefortheholidays:

A lion, tiger and bear recovered in a drug bust in 2001 have been living together ever since at an animal rescue center near Atlanta. Leo, Shere Khan and Baloo are like brothers; caretakers say separating them would bring depression.

oh my

Recovered in a drug bust ??

Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

luna-argenta:

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

holy shit

Posted 7 months ago